Frank Martin (Jason Stratham) is the best at what he does: transporting illegal goods with no questions asked. But his latest shipment, a beautiful young woman kidnapped by slave traders, brings deadly complications to his delivery plans. Now Frank must kick into overdrive to save his cargo- and his life.

I don't know what it is about this movie. I mean it's not very good and there's very little plot, but I always find myself enjoying it. I have some kind of weird thing where I enjoy Jason Statham just because of his action capabilities and the shoot 'em up factor. I've been a fan of his stuff since his BMW commercials.

I fairly confident that if it were just him and a rubber duck in a movie (and they were stuck in his tub), he'd still be able to kill six people and blow up a few things. He'd even do so without getting the floor wet or losing any of his bubbles. I'd also rate it highly and be embarrassed about my odd enjoyment of his movies like I am now.